Spanish Phrases - Funny Spanish Phrases and Funny Spanish Sayings

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HUMOROUS SPANISH SAYINGS / DICHOS CHISTOSOS EN ESPAÑOL

1. Dando y dando, pajarito volando.

1. Literally: Giving and giving, the bird is flying; meaning: Scratch my back, I will scratch yours.

2. Con el dinero baila el perro.

2. Literally: With money, the dog will dance; meaning: With money, anything is possible.

3. Te metiste en camisa de once baras.

3. Literally: You've put on a shirt made of eleven sticks; meaning: You've bitten off more than you can chew.

4. Para todo mal, mezcal, para toda bien, tambien.

4. Literally: For every ill, drink Mezcal (type of liquor), For everything good, as well.

We just made the following funny spanish phrases up, they're designed to make people laugh. Beware - Some of them may get you in trouble.

1. ¿Puedes llamar a un doctor? Un pastor alemán me mordío en la pierna izquierda.

1. Could you call a doctor? A german shepherd has bitten my left leg.

2. Estaba esperando que tú recordaras como conseguí este tatuaje.

2. I was hoping that you remembered how I got this tattoo.

3. Si me queda la zapatilla, me puedes llamar Cenicienta.

3. If the shoe fits, you can call me Cinderella.

4. No soy el dueño de este burro, lo rente.

4. I don't own that donkey, it's a rental.

5. No me he divertido tanto desde los años setenta.

5. I haven't had this much fun since the Seventies.

6. Eres la chica más bonita en este bar aunque eres travestí.

6. You're the prettiest girl in this bar, even though you're a transvestite.

7. Realmente no puedo hablar español; solo aprendí unas frases de una página web.

7. I can't really speak Spanish; I only learned a few phrases from a web page.

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